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WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

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What was the name of that movie, anyway?
A meteor is coming and we're all going to die, British teacher tells pupils
Courtesy of Yahoo! News

LONDON (AFP) - A British schoolteacher, attempting to motivate her pupils into making the most of each day, told them a meteorite was about to smash into the Earth and that they should all return home to say goodbye to their families, a report said.

The teacher at the high school in Manchester, northwest England, only realised her lecture was misjudged when many of the assembled teenagers started crying, the Sun newspaper said in its Friday edition.

According to the report, the unnamed female teacher made the announcement to around 250 pupils at St Matthew's Roman Catholic High School during their regular morning assembly.

Saying she had bad news, the teacher announced that a meteor would strike the Earth in 10 days' time, and that they should return home and say their "final farewells" to their parents.

After the crowd of 13- and 14-year-olds looked on in horror, and many burst into tears, the teacher swiftly explained that she was only trying to encourage them to "seize the day".

"Some of the children were 100 percent convinced they were going to die," the father of one child told the paper.

"God only knows what this teacher thought she was doing."
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That's awesome. :lol:
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Post by ColorOfSakura »

Best joke EVER.

She should win a comedy award for "Most Convincing Horrific Ficitional Mass-Death Tragedy".

Yeah.
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Post by HatePirate »

Didn't something similar happen when they did a radio broadcast of "War of the Worlds" along time ago? It caused mass hysteria or something like that.
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Yeah - except the mass general public panicked then!
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Post by tiffybird24 »

its so sad, i have the perfect thing to share here but i think i could get kicked out of the military or something if i did.
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Post by SAM_from_CHINA »

EVERYDAY COMES TEH DISASTER, HOW CAN THE GODDEMNED AMERICANS KNOW? :twisted:
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Post by Sam »

tiffybird24 wrote:its so sad, i have the perfect thing to share here but i think i could get kicked out of the military or something if i did.
I won't tell. :)
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