Learn to speak Chinese ...

Chreteau · Post by **Chreteau** » October 14, 2004, 9:22 am

Ai Bang Mai Ne I bumped into the coffee table
Ar U Wun Tu A gay liberation greeting
Chin Tu Fat You need a face lift
Dum Gai A stupid person
Gun Pao Der An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding We have reason to believe you are harboring a
fugitive
Jan Ne Ka Sun A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia Approach me
Lao Ze Sho Gilligan’s Island
Lao Zi Not very good
Lin Ching An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding Achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne A small horse
Ten Ding Ba Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
Wa Shing Kah Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting There is no reason to raise your voice
Si-Ling Fan A device to keep you cool
Sum Dum Fuk Irritating drivers

HatePirate · Post by **HatePirate** » October 14, 2004, 12:04 pm

You think that guy from China is going to like this?

Chreteau · Post by **Chreteau** » October 14, 2004, 1:36 pm

Shit no. Why do you think I posted it?

ogre · Post by **ogre** » October 16, 2004, 3:52 am

Beaten!Man,I know NONE of them. You must be a good story teller. Let me give you some ideas. e.g ,er , fuck in Chinese pronounces like "cao". When you find things abnormal or unbelievable , you can simply say "wo cao"( wo means I)
By the way, where did you get these stuffs?

Chreteau · Post by **Chreteau** » October 16, 2004, 1:06 pm

ogre wrote:By the way, where did you get these stuffs?

From a forum of current and former military types. Although none of the jokes are intended to be offensive, every now and then people misunderstand the twisted humor of our kind.

tiffybird24 · Post by **tiffybird24** » October 17, 2004, 11:22 pm

Its rediculous to always be worried about offending people b/c no matter what you do to try and prevent it someone will be offended by something. that just comes from a world of people that can't seem to learn how to not take things to stinking personal.

Chreteau · Post by **Chreteau** » October 17, 2004, 11:37 pm

You're right.

Everyone is hypersensitive. It's because we all want our rights. We're desperate to prove that we have rights, to prove to the rest of society that we're special, worth recognition.

Take a look around us at the issues today. There are no issues that are not labeled and attached to a special interest group.

Homosexuals want the right to marry, or at least join in a civil union, but it's not an equal rights issue, it's a gay issue.

African Americans want financial reimbursement from corporations which have historically profited from slavery. Nobody alive today was a slave, and nobody alive today owned a slave. It's not an equal rights issue, it's a black issue.

Native Americans want reimbursement for land that was taken from them. Not a single indian today had land taken away, and not a single person alive today stole land from them. It's not an equal rights issue, it's an indian issue.

For that matter, I was born here too. I'm a fucking NATIVE American. It pisses me off that they're labeled as native. What the fuck does that make me, displaced?

Martin Luther King, Jr. fought for equal rights. Not special rights for special interest groups, i.e. homosexuals, blacks, indians, etc. He fought for equal rights for everyone.

It's about time we wake the fuck up and remember the definition of equality.

Okay, I'm done ranting now.

jamal · Post by **jamal** » January 14, 2005, 2:18 am

whites want lower taxes just for themselves not for everyone too. u r right tho about the way to equality is not to make special groups better just and not make life better for everyone

tiffybird24 · Post by **tiffybird24** » January 14, 2005, 6:21 am

i'm the whitest person here,

and i have never said anything about wanting lower taxes.