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I was watching Chris Rock and I heard some paper crunching. At first I thought I knocked a piece of paper off my bed, then I realised...there's a fucking mouse in my closet. I went to get a trap, and when I came back I saw the bastard go from my closet to under my bed. So I set a trap, took a shower, and came back to find it wasn't dead yet. So I got a can of highly concentrated air deoderizer and sprayed half the can under the bed. Grrr...
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Yeahhh because deodorant kills mice. Haha. Get a trap.
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HatePirate wrote:So I got a can of highly concentrated air deoderizer and sprayed half the can under the bed.
At least now he's a nice smelling mouse.
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Nice of you to give him some anti-perspirant so that while he's chewing on your clothing, shoes, and whatever else a mouse might chew on, he won't get too sweaty and have mouse B.O.
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Ha...it's dead. I saw it crawling on the floor and sprayed it right in the face with that deoderizer (the stuff isn't standard Lysol, it really strong). It squealed a little, and tried to scamper away. I threw an old shirt over it and picked it up, then I bash the shirt against the wall a few times 'till it stopped squirming and threw it away. :)
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All that for a MOUSE?
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HatePirate wrote:Ha...it's dead. I saw it crawling on the floor and sprayed it right in the face with that deoderizer (the stuff isn't standard Lysol, it really strong). It squealed a little, and tried to scamper away. I threw an old shirt over it and picked it up, then I bash the shirt against the wall a few times 'till it stopped squirming and threw it away. :)
Holy shit that's funny. :lol:
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The better mouse came along and someone just had to invent the better idiot. DAMNIT.

I cannot believe you bashed it into a WALL. That's so...fucked up.
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Would you have liked it better if he had cut the mouse's head off with a knife? I mean, as long as it dies, does it matter how?
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Fried Squirrel wrote:Would you have liked it better if he had cut the mouse's head off with a knife?
Only if he videotapes it, then sends the beheading video to the mouse's native country as a warning to keep their mice out of his room.
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oh dear. the poor mouse. how sad.
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I can't believe you threw it away. Don't you know? Mice are good eatin'.
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Fried Squirrel wrote:Would you have liked it better if he had cut the mouse's head off with a knife? I mean, as long as it dies, does it matter how?
I was being sarcastic, dimmit head.
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Chreteau wrote:I can't believe you threw it away. Don't you know? Mice are good eatin'.
Yeah...but squirrels are better. Mmm. More meat. Especially fried.
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ColorOfSakura wrote:dimmit head.
Must be a gay thing.
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Chreteau wrote:
ColorOfSakura wrote:dimmit head.
Must be a gay thing.
Gee, how enlightened.
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Chreteau wrote:
ColorOfSakura wrote:dimmit head.
Must be a gay thing.
Must be a homophobe thing. :roll:
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Jinkee_Jinkee wrote:Gee, how enlightened.
I'm very enlightened.

Yesterday I passed a group of gay/lesbian/whatever else is trendy to call 'em, passing out free condoms. Some lesbian took the time to yell at me as I passed by, "Hey! You! Free condoms!"

So I took the time to go back and ask why lesbians need condoms anyway. Never seen a lesbian glare like that before. ;-)
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ColorOfSakura wrote:Must be a homophobe thing. :roll:
I'm afraid. You know you gay/lesbian/whatevers are recruiting.
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Chreteau wrote:
Jinkee_Jinkee wrote:Gee, how enlightened.
I'm very enlightened.

Yesterday I passed a group of gay/lesbian/whatever else is trendy to call 'em, passing out free condoms. Some lesbian took the time to yell at me as I passed by, "Hey! You! Free condoms!"

So I took the time to go back and ask why lesbians need condoms anyway. Never seen a lesbian glare like that before. ;-)
That was probably BiGALA...and you can still get STDs through oral sex, just so you know. Most Lesbians don't use condoms. They use Dental Dams.

*enlightened*
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Chreteau wrote:
ColorOfSakura wrote:Must be a homophobe thing. :roll:
I'm afraid. You know you gay/lesbian/whatevers are recruiting.
Oh yes, we recruit people all the time. :wink:
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Chreteau wrote:
Jinkee_Jinkee wrote:Gee, how enlightened.
I'm very enlightened.

Yesterday I passed a group of gay/lesbian/whatever else is trendy to call 'em, passing out free condoms. Some lesbian took the time to yell at me as I passed by, "Hey! You! Free condoms!"

So I took the time to go back and ask why lesbians need condoms anyway. Never seen a lesbian glare like that before. ;-)

Lol. That's amusing, and a good point...but I don't know if I'd call it enlightened.
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ColorOfSakura wrote:*enlightened*
Married. One kid, another in the planning process. Don't need to be enlightened about gay sex. Although if anyone has extra valium laying around? The kid is 2.
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Chreteau wrote:
ColorOfSakura wrote:*enlightened*
Married. One kid, another in the planning process. Don't need to be enlightened about gay sex.
Well, being ignorant never got anyone anywhere.
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ColorOfSakura wrote:
Chreteau wrote:
ColorOfSakura wrote:*enlightened*
Married. One kid, another in the planning process. Don't need to be enlightened about gay sex.
Well, being ignorant never got anyone anywhere.
:ponders: Well, I have my own opinions of people in our political arena....
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