REWARD: Laptop Stolen from Cheek Hall

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Chreteau
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REWARD: Laptop Stolen from Cheek Hall

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Whoever stole the laptop from my office in Cheek, return it no questions asked, I'll hand you $100.

If you don't return it, you better plan never to get online with it.
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the_red_chimp
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Post by the_red_chimp »

Why shouldn't they get online with it?

Condolences, though. :(
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Post by Chreteau »

the_red_chimp wrote:Why shouldn't they get online with it?
It makes like E.T. and phones home.

http://www.stealthsignal.com
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Post by Fried Squirrel »

Chreteau wrote:
the_red_chimp wrote:Why shouldn't they get online with it?
It makes like E.T. and phones home.

http://www.stealthsignal.com
Thanks for the warning. I will be sure not to use it to get online.
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Post by Chreteau »

Fried Squirrel wrote:Thanks for the warning. I will be sure not to use it to get online.
Kinda takes the value away huh? All that much more reason to return it and make $100.
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Post by the_red_chimp »

/reformat
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Post by Sam »

that really sucks man
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Post by Chreteau »

The laptop has been recovered. Thank you to the anonymous person who dropped it off. You didn't hang around long enough for me to tell you how much I appreciate your honesty.

I meant what I said about a reward, and have $100 for you if you're willing to come back. I won't call the police, and have no hard feelings against you. Everyone goes through difficult times.

Again, thank you.
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Post by Fried Squirrel »

Glad to hear that you got you laptop back.
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Post by Sam »

Wow that is incredible. Thank you anonymous thief, if it wasn't for you, Chreteau wouldn't have his spiffy laptop to play on. If you are too scared to face him to get your reward, I would be happy to act as a neutral 3rd party in the exchange. Just get in touch with me.
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Of course, there is a 50% take for his services. . . .
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Post by Chreteau »

Paco103 woke up in a humorous mood and wrote:Of course, there is a 50% take for his services. . . .
LOL @ that.

Thanks for the offer Sam. If he contacts you, please let me know.
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I returned it

can i have a hundred dollars
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before 7PM tonight
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in uncirculated Sacajawea dollars
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Ifoolmecantgetfooledagain wrote:I returned it

can i have a hundred dollars
Not until you stop triple posting.
---Pirates Do It For The Booty---
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Post by Ifoolmecantgetfooledagain »

Sorry

I didnt' really return it

Sorry

Sorry for clogging up the forums with my postings

Sorry
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Post by HatePirate »

Ifoolmecantgetfooledagain wrote:I didnt' really return it
So you lied, huh? LIAR! Paco! Ready some timber and a stake so we may burn the wretched lying heathen! You'll burn for your sins, heathen!
Burn..for...your...sins... :evil:




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It is not the bearnotes way to burn people hatepirate!! Gosh be nice my fellow moderator before I, uh, talk bad about you the section that I moderate. Yeah, that's right, er...
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Wow. . . you tell him Sam. . . show him who's boss :lol:

I don't know about the timber though. . . propone burns clean and doesn't kill our precious trees. And a steel stake would even be re-usable since it wouldn't burn.

Hmm, maybe we should ready the government committee to spend $3.94 million to determine the best way to burn someone at the stake. . . .


of course a 50% cut to your favorite BN admin (read: me) - could make all those admissions of guilt go away ;)
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