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Uh, so, yeah, I just wanted everyone to know that I just discovered the best toothpaste ever. It's Crest Whitening Expressions, vanilla mint flavored. It's like brushing your teeth with a cookie. It is an orgasm in my mouth, except without the oral sex.

See, aren't you glad you read this? Told you it was important.

Now, go, my friends, seek out this toothpaste and fill your mouth with it's white goodness.
If I could I would shrink myself and sink through your skin to your blood cells and remove whatever makes you hurt but I am too weak to be your cure.
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Wow. That was really important. Thanks so much for that lovely description.
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Can never have enough orgasms.

p.s. - need help having an orgasm in your mouth WITH the oral sex? ^_^
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Isn't that the stuff they were featuring on last week's "Apprentice?"
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Post by Sam »

Beats me. All I know is Paula said I would have to shine her shoes if I didn't make this topic an announcement...
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She called you too?
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Faux Edit: This should be in The H Spot.
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Post by in_vince_able »

interesting stuff... i actually bought a tube of the stuff but haven't used it yet. I'll know what to look foward to, and have high expectations. This better beat my Colgate whitening whatever-stuff toothpaste I am currently using.
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Post by Chreteau »

I'll have to try that.

Right now I'm on a citrus kick with Aquafresh Extreme Clean. Between that and the citrus Listerine, I feel like I've been smacked in the face with an orange tree every morning.
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the whole orgasm in the mouth... yeah... that was all me... she stole it... she's a cheat.... I bought you a shirt and you rip me off.... EVIL WOMAN
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Bubs (in background): Those were Moist Towelettes!
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"orgasm in the mouth" copyright solid dave

there, happy?
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All this talk of orgasms in Paula's mouth is exciting . . .


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Dude. . . she's 12!

<mumbles> pedophile </mumbles>


(Sorry Paula :p )
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i hate you.
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eh, she just looks like a 12 year old... she's got the hot lovin of a... 16.. year old.. atleast
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But Officer, she told me she was 18!
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paula wrote:i hate you.
:'(

I said I'm sorry! But you gotta expect it when you introduce yourself as "the girl that looks 12".

Besides, I never said you weren't hott - if I didn't KNOW you were 20 I might feel ashamed!
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:lol:
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Chreteau wrote:But Officer, she told me she was 18!
don't ever talk about doing me again. you just made me fucking vomit everywhere, thanks a lot.
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Who was talking about doing you?
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Chreteau wrote:Who was talking about doing you?
If you had read all of her post, you would have seen that she was talking to you.
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Fried Squirrel wrote:
Chreteau wrote:Who was talking about doing you?
If you had read all of her post, you would have seen that she was talking to you.
So I noticed. I was trying to be nice. More to the point, since I didn't say anything about doing her, what's her problem?
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:lol:
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shutup celtic :)
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