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Paula is going to prison!

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Last week Paula paid $90 in library fines to SMSU for overdue books.

This week, a library has announced it wants jail time for overdue book holders.
Library offenders could go to jail
Courtesy of CNN

BAY CITY, Michigan (AP) -- Keeping library books too long could soon land some readers in jail.

Frustrated librarians want the worst offenders to face criminal charges and up to 90 days behind bars.

"We want to go after some of the people who owe us a lot of money," said Frederick J. Paffhausen, the library's system director. "We want to set an example."

Paffhausen, who took over as director in October, is asking the Bay County Library Board for permission to seek arrest warrants for offenders who ignore repeated notices.

The board plans to consider the crackdown next month.

One patron from Bad Axe owes $1,190 for 73 items -- mainly science-fiction books -- hoarded for more than a year, Paffhausen said.

Patrons keep an average of $25,000 in overdue materials out of the library system each year, officials said.

That costs taxpayers money, because the library often must buy copies to replace unreturned materials, leaving less for new books, CDs and DVDs, Paffhausen said.

Currently, the library cuts off an offending patron's privileges and sends overdue notices. Daily fines of 5 to 10 cents per item are assessed. If the material is worth $75 or more, the patron receives a form letter from the prosecutor's office warning that it's a crime to keep library items.
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haha! oh, shit! i'm glad i paid that crap off.
If I could I would shrink myself and sink through your skin to your blood cells and remove whatever makes you hurt but I am too weak to be your cure.
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paula isn't going to jail for anything but the company.. jeez... idiots... she's into big bertha type girls with hairy pits and a friendly 'you ma biatch' smiles...
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remind me never to get drunk with you and reveal all of my secrets again, dave.
If I could I would shrink myself and sink through your skin to your blood cells and remove whatever makes you hurt but I am too weak to be your cure.
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yeah, you should see what else she revealed... *rimshot*
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What? You gave Paula a Rimjob? . . . .I'm not here to judge dude!!
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that... that was too far... paco...
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:shock:
If I could I would shrink myself and sink through your skin to your blood cells and remove whatever makes you hurt but I am too weak to be your cure.
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ha ha. . . . I'm sorry. . . . that was too far - but I've never been exactly the "Politically correct one"
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