Saddam Paid Suicide Bombers' Families
"He (Saddam) was making $25,000 payments to the families of suicide bombers, and he had a reltionship with Al Qaeda."
Vice President Dick Cheney, speaking at a Victory 2004 Rally in Eau Claire, Wisconsin on September 28, 2004.
Kerry/Edwards Voted Against Supporting Troops
"Only 12 members of the United States Senate opposed the funding that would provide total resources for the troops. Only four Senators voted for the use of force and against the resources our men and women needed once they were in combat. Only four. And Senators Kerry and Edwards were two of those four."
Vice President Dick Cheney, speaking at a Victory 2004 Rally in Eau Claire, Wisconsin on September 28, 2004.
Iraqi Prime Minister Allawi Survived Axe Attack
"(Iraqi Prime Minister) Allawi is a very tough man. He fled Iraq many, many years ago during Saddam's rule, went to London and was living in London. And one night when he was in bed, in London, woke up to find assassins in his room sent by Saddam Hussein armed with axes. They tried to hack him to death -- he and his wife. He survived, but he spent nearly a year in the hospital recovering from his wounds. And his wife never really recovered psychologically from the event. She died a few years later. Very tough customer, Ayad Allawi -- he's willing to go back to Iraq, and knows he's the target of the terrorists and the former regime elements who'd like nothing better than to do him in. And he's back there putting his life on the line to create a democracy in Iraq and to give the people of Iraq a chance to live in freedom under a democratic form of government."
Vice President Dick Cheney, speaking at a Town Hall Meeting in Duluth, Minnesota on September 29, 2004.
Afghanistan Women Killed Registering to Vote
"There was one incident where women were pulled off a bus and killed because they were trying to register to vote."
Mrs. Cheney discussing Afghanistan's upcoming October 9th elections at a Town Hall Meeting in Duluth, Minnesota on September 29, 2004.
Libya Voluntarily Gave Up Nuclear Weapons Following 9/11
"If you think about Libya, for example. We went into Afghanistan and then we went into Iraq, took down those regimes. Moammar Ghadafi had for years invested millions in trying to acquire nuclear weapons capability. He had acquired the centrifuges to enrich uranium. He had the uranium feed stock. And he had a design for a weapon that he had acquired from a black market network that was providing these materials not only to him, but also to North Korea and Iran.
The day that we launched into Iraq, he contacted President Bush and Prime Minister Blair -- he didn't contact Kofi Annan and the United Nations -- and he basically said he wanted to enter into negotiations about ending his program. Then some nine months later -- we went into the negotiations, some nine months later, five days after Saddam was dug out of his hole in Northern Iraq, Colonel Ghadafi went public and said he was going to give up all of his WMD materials. He has. We've rounded all that up. And all that nuclear material that was being developed for weapons now resides under lock and key down at Oak Ridge, in Tennessee."
Vice President Dick Cheney, discussing improved relationships between the U.S. and foreign nations following 9/11, at a Town Hall Meeting in Duluth, Minnesota on September 29, 2004.
Florida First State in 120 Years
"Florida is the first state in 120 years to be hit by four hurricanes."
White House Press Secretary Scott Mcclellan speaking at a press gaggle on September 29, 2004. The previous state was Texas, which was hit by four storms in 1886.
Interesting quotes from the past week ...
Moderator: solid_dave
lol i just realize i was'nt in the humor board ;P lol ::oops:: 

A man goes to a psychiatrist, and tells him "Doc, I think I have an obsession with sex." The doctor agrees to examine him and begins by showing him various drawings. First the doctor draws a square and asks the man to identify it. The man immediate ly says "sex". Next the doctor draws a circle, which the man again identifies as sex. Thirdly, the doctor draws a triangle, which of course the patient identifies as "sex". The doctor puts the drawings away and says to the patient, "Yes, I do believe t hat you have an obsession with sex." To which the man replies, "I'm not the one with the obsession! YOU'RE the one drawing all the dirty pictures!"