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jamal
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what r u getting for ur birthday/smas?

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i think im getting:

ps2
the urbz
spiked leather bracelet
b;lockbuster gift card
family guy dvd

what are yuou getting?
A man goes to a psychiatrist, and tells him "Doc, I think I have an obsession with sex." The doctor agrees to examine him and begins by showing him various drawings. First the doctor draws a square and asks the man to identify it. The man immediate ly says "sex". Next the doctor draws a circle, which the man again identifies as sex. Thirdly, the doctor draws a triangle, which of course the patient identifies as "sex". The doctor puts the drawings away and says to the patient, "Yes, I do believe t hat you have an obsession with sex." To which the man replies, "I'm not the one with the obsession! YOU'RE the one drawing all the dirty pictures!"
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um, christmas is over
If I could I would shrink myself and sink through your skin to your blood cells and remove whatever makes you hurt but I am too weak to be your cure.
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Post by Celtic Samurai »

Jeez, Paula, didn't you watch Scrooged? Christmas is everyday. It's in our hearts and our love for our fellow human beings. Christmas isn't about December 25th! It's about warmth and good cheer.
























HAW! That was the gayest shit ever! :P
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AH HA, there we go, I was waiting for a punch line. I bet I know what you should be getting for Christmas, TYPING LESSONS!!



OH SNAP!
Coach Z: Hope you all enjoyed yerself in that last break, and Bubs, the Warm Cold Cuts was Great!

Bubs (in background): Those were Moist Towelettes!
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hahaha, you guys make me laugh.

at you, and with you.
If I could I would shrink myself and sink through your skin to your blood cells and remove whatever makes you hurt but I am too weak to be your cure.
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. . . but mostly at you :P
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