Minor campus irritations ...

[Chreteau]

This is actually a funny story.

I was walking into Plaster and there's some girl standing outside, talking on a cellular phone. You ever see these people who can't talk on the phone without an audience around? People who purposely hunt down an audience?

So this girl is standing up, being semi-loud and using the overly dramatic body language designed to capture the attention of an audience. Being the jerk I am, I ignored her and pretended she wasn't there.

She got LOUDER! Her body swiveled in place to continue facing me as I walked past her. How pathetic can you be?

I'm going to buy one of those cellular jammer things and install it on a random rooftop on campus.

And now on to the squirrels ... you think this is enough firepower to take 'em out?


ON AN ABRAMS — A U.S. Army soldier stands on top of an Abrams Main Battle Tank and draws motivational signs on the main gun while waiting to move out in support of Operation Al Fajr at Camp Fallujah, Nov. 8, 2004. Operation Al Fajr is a mission coordinated by U.S. and Coalition forces to search and detain insurgents who are making Fallujah a hostile environment for local civilians.

[paula]

i was riding the shuttle to the park n ride the other day, sitting peacefully, daydreaming, when all of a sudden the driver yells out SQUIRREL!!!

now, i didn't hear what he yelled at first. i was distracted by him suddenly slamming on the brakes, sending me flying sideways into his seat. i really hurt my arm, and had the shit scared out of me. thats when i realized that he almost killed me and the other passengers because a squirrel ran in front of him, and goodness knows that a squirrel's safety is more important than ours.

[jamal]

This is actually a funny story.

I was walking into Plaster and there's some girl standing outside, talking on a cellular phone. You ever see these people who can't talk on the phone without an audience around? People who purposely hunt down an audience?

So this girl is standing up, being semi-loud and using the overly dramatic body language designed to capture the attention of an audience. Being the jerk I am, I ignored her and pretended she wasn't there.

She got LOUDER! Her body swiveled in place to continue facing me as I walked past her. How pathetic can you be?

I'm going to buy one of those cellular jammer things and install it on a random rooftop on campus.

And now on to the squirrels ... you think this is enough firepower to take 'em out?


ON AN ABRAMS — A U.S. Army soldier stands on top of an Abrams Main Battle Tank and draws motivational signs on the main gun while waiting to move out in support of Operation Al Fajr at Camp Fallujah, Nov. 8, 2004. Operation Al Fajr is a mission coordinated by U.S. and Coalition forces to search and detain insurgents who are making Fallujah a hostile environment for local civilians.

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