Random ranting ...

[Chreteau]

I'm moody, so here goes ...

First off, I've decided that the majority of you gadget-addicted crackbabies aren't really talking on the phone. I'm lucky to squeeze five hours of talk time from my battery, and am reasonably sure that you're not able to hold ten hours of conversation all day, every day on yours either.

Second, I read this stupid article on ParentStages.com today called Baby's First Bath. According to the article, "Giving Baby her first bath is a memory you'll cherish for a lifetime." Do the people who write this shit actually have children? Bathing your child for the first time isn't some wonderful memory. It's a nightmare. Parenting for the first time is a nightmare. I remember the first time I nearly dropped a baby in the shower. Oh, the wonderful memories.

And finally, for now anyway, you scrawny, smelly, unshaven, Walmart bag packing, timid little asshole who sleeps in Cheek at night, find somewhere else. You're scaring the shit out of the women there. If I see you there again, the war in Iraq will look like a schoolyard brawl compared to the anger I'll unleash on you.

Oh, yeah. Have a nice day.

[the_red_chimp]

Oh, Chreteau

[Celtic Samurai]

I'm moody, so here goes ...

And finally, for now anyway, you scrawny, smelly, unshaven, Walmart bag packing, timid little asshole who sleeps in Cheek at night, find somewhere else. You're scaring the shit out of the women there. If I see you there again, the war in Iraq will look like a schoolyard brawl compared to the anger I'll unleash on you.

Oh, yeah. Have a nice day.