Paula and I ...

Chreteau · Post by **Chreteau** » October 18, 2004, 2:34 pm

Paula and I are now an item. We had a wild affair, made love in the grass. Shhh, don't tell my wife.

Anyone know how to get grass stains out of cotton?

paula · Post by **paula** » October 18, 2004, 2:38 pm

club soda

Chreteau · Post by **Chreteau** » October 18, 2004, 2:39 pm

paula wrote:club soda

Gross. Never touch the stuff. I'm a drunk. I'm allergic to anything non-alcoholic. Hell, if I get seen even buying club soda, some bartenders will refuse to serve me.

paula · Post by **paula** » October 18, 2004, 2:39 pm

i really freaking have to pee.

Chreteau · Post by **Chreteau** » October 18, 2004, 2:41 pm

paula wrote:i really freaking have to pee.

Thanks for sharing? P.S., there's a restroom behind you.

Chreteau · Post by **Chreteau** » October 18, 2004, 2:41 pm

P.P.S., walk slowly so I can watch you from behind.

paula · Post by **paula** » October 18, 2004, 2:42 pm

you wish. i have a huge ass anyways so its hard not to miss it.

Chreteau · Post by **Chreteau** » October 18, 2004, 2:43 pm

paula wrote:you wish. i have a huge ass anyways so its hard not to miss it.

LOL! There's nothing huge about you. You're a cute, petite little thing. I can't understand why you're still single ...

paula · Post by **paula** » October 18, 2004, 2:44 pm

i'm dating someone!

and no not that creepy guy. although i do masturbate to the thought of him every night. rwar.

Chreteau · Post by **Chreteau** » October 18, 2004, 2:45 pm

paula wrote:although i do masturbate to the thought of him every night. rwar.

Speaking of which, does the public viewing of videos ban in the residence halls include private movies of Paula masturbating? I'll bring the popcorn ...

paula · Post by **paula** » October 18, 2004, 2:46 pm

i watch videos of myself masturbating ALL OF THE TIME.

and you've always gotta bring the jiffy pop when you do it.

watch that is, not actually masturbate. i dont want popcorn in my vagina

im going to have to ban myself after that.

Fried Squirrel · Post by **Fried Squirrel** » October 18, 2004, 2:46 pm

Chreteau wrote:
paula wrote:although i do masturbate to the thought of him every night. rwar.
Speaking of which, does the public viewing of videos ban in the residence halls include private movies of Paula masturbating? I'll bring the popcorn ...

Don't see why it would.

Chreteau · Post by **Chreteau** » October 18, 2004, 2:47 pm

Paula's so adorable, it's a good thing there's a sturdy table and two large monitors between us ...

paula · Post by **paula** » October 18, 2004, 2:48 pm

haha

i have to pee and go to work now. have a great evening boys!

Chreteau · Post by **Chreteau** » October 18, 2004, 2:49 pm

Damn what an ass ...

Fried Squirrel · Post by **Fried Squirrel** » October 18, 2004, 2:51 pm

Chreteau wrote:Damn what an ass ...

Is staring at her ass a hobby of yours?

the_red_chimp · Post by **the_red_chimp** » October 18, 2004, 2:51 pm

That's pretty creepy guys.

Chreteau · Post by **Chreteau** » October 18, 2004, 2:52 pm

Fried Squirrel wrote:Is staring at her ass a hobby of yours?

It is now.

Sam · Post by **Sam** » October 18, 2004, 3:39 pm

Everyone that posted in here is banned... hehe

Post by **Paco103** » October 18, 2004, 8:26 pm

Chreteau wrote:Speaking of which, does the public viewing of videos ban in the residence halls include private movies of Paula masturbating? I'll bring the popcorn ...

I would say no, since there's no copyright infringement of ownership by the MPAA. Why not just upload the video here? If it's too big, get ahold of me and I'll give you a private FTP server (public access is available for sharing).

Chreteau · Post by **Chreteau** » October 18, 2004, 8:28 pm

Paco103 wrote:I'll give you a private FTP server (public access is available for sharing).

You should host my journal photos.

Celtic Samurai · Post by **Celtic Samurai** » October 19, 2004, 9:46 am

paula wrote:i'm dating someone!

and no not that creepy guy. although i do masturbate to the thought of him every night. rwar.

Awww. I'm blushing.

solid_dave · Post by **solid_dave** » October 19, 2004, 9:52 am

paula definition of "dating" is more along the lines of a quicky in the bowling alley bathroom, BTW, many a bearnotes persona have "dated" paula.

Her ass is very out of proportion to the rest of her, it's like a 14 year old with a ghetto booty. Who woulda figured, oh well, more cushion for the pushin.

And now, the most disgusting and inhumane post on bearnotes.com will end.. here.

Love you paula

the_red_chimp · Post by **the_red_chimp** » October 19, 2004, 10:13 am

Would everyone step back and think for a minute? Why do you think we don't have more female posters on bearnotes? BECAUSE YOU ALL WHIP IT OUT AND START CHASING THEM AROUND. CUT IT OUT.

Celtic Samurai · Post by **Celtic Samurai** » October 19, 2004, 10:31 am

If you want I'll whip it out and chase you around so you won't feel left out.