I would just like to say that Officer J. Bohannon of the Springfield Police Department is an asshole. Please AVOID east sunshine on late weekend nights.
I was pulled over for not having plates on my car that I just got. As I tried to talk to him like a fucking human being, all he could muster up like he was a little repeating bitch, was, "I am just telling you what the law is". Fuck you Bohannon. Stop trying to shove your flashlight up my ass.
Whew. I feel better. Fucking bastard. Sorry for all the profanity. You can edit me, paula, if you wish.
So did you get a ticket or not? If you did, you can most likely get out of it if you just got your plates. The popo in Springfield aren't half as bad as they are in Nixa. I've talked to people there who've been pulled over for going 5 miles over the speed limit. Also...alot of dyke cops.
Avoid a highway patrolman with the last name of May... Because, as I was leaving Sam's tonight to come home, I got pulled over by the fucking highway patrol for doing 80 in a 65. I had a reason, I was trying to pass a car and hadn't gotten slowed back down after passing when I met the cop. Fucking policeman were having a bad night tonight I guess. *cries* I guess I shall survive...$108...can you believe that shit?! Good god...
This cop as well had mean things to say. It was my first time ever being pulled over and when the cop approached my car he had a big smile on his face...He was like, "I've pulled you over a few times before." I shook my head and said no while digging out my license... then he said, "No, I know I've pulled you over at least 2 times before." I handed him my license and was like, "No, you haven't, it's my first time ever being pulled over." It really upset me that he was being so accusatory! As if I wasn't nervous/upset enough! Gawh...I feel better having written this...off I go...
What really pisses me off is the fact that most of these fucking patrolmen who bust you for speeding like to go speed around when they're off duty themselves. My boyfriend, who's brother is part of the Greene County Sherrif's Department (I think he works the branch in Ozark.), was telling me all the stuff that his brother and some of the other guys were doing when they were off duty. They were racing each other. Doing like 145 MPH on the backroads in Ozark. His brother ended up wrecking his motorcycle after cornering it at 130. But he walked away from the accident.
Just pisses me off. People who go around being assholes for a living think that they are above the laws that they enforce.
There's a police LT, who hangs by the door in the Courthouse on Kimbrough/Benton(?). When you pay your ticket, you'll know who I'm talking about. He's a dick.
Dear Fucker.... You are my fuckin friend... And i hope u know thats fuckin true....No matter what the fuck happens.....I will stand the fuck by u...I will fuckin be there for u...... Whenever the fuck u need me....to lend a fuckin hand......to do a fucking good deed...so fuckin count on me....whenever the fuck u need me...fuck, I will always be there.....Even to the bitter fuckin end....send this promise to all your fuckin friends to show your fuckin friendship and watch who sends it the fuck back to u....and if they dont send it back.........FUCK THEM!
I dated a cop once. She used to be on prozac, but quit because you can't be a cop and be on an antidepressant at the same time. So now she's carrying a gun AND mentally unbalanced. And now the bitch is a fed working for TSA. Do YOU feel secure in America?
i am from blue springs and if you dont want to be pulled over you should live there because you never can find a cop. It takes like two hours for someone to get off their donut break to answer a call. I think you should just drive yourself to a hospital because you would bleed to death before the cops got there to get an ambulance there so i guess seeing more cops here is a slightly better thing so you know you arent going to bleed to death which is a horrible way to go.
I've thought about it. But then I'd have to shoot anybody that actually read it. pause That's a joke, sir.
Perfect. If any little rocks sneak up on us, we will have plenty of warning.
O'Neill: What are the odds of taking out a ship like this with four gliders and, maybe, a shuttle?
Bra'tac: We shall have to cross that bridge when we come to it.
O'Neill: You know, that particular cliché doesn't... always work.
Bra'tac: Now we die.
O'Neill: Well, that's a bad plan.
true if thats where you are bleeding and if you're carrying that stuff and you arent a guy ....
I've thought about it. But then I'd have to shoot anybody that actually read it. pause That's a joke, sir.
Perfect. If any little rocks sneak up on us, we will have plenty of warning.
O'Neill: What are the odds of taking out a ship like this with four gliders and, maybe, a shuttle?
Bra'tac: We shall have to cross that bridge when we come to it.
O'Neill: You know, that particular cliché doesn't... always work.
Bra'tac: Now we die.
O'Neill: Well, that's a bad plan.
Colonel O'Neill wrote:true if thats where you are bleeding and if you're carrying that stuff and you arent a guy ....
Ah, tampons stop bleeding for men too. Gotta bullet in you? Shove a tampon in the hole, wrap ducttape around the area to keep the tampon in, and hump your ass the hell out of the jungle.
They make 'em so compact for women to carry in purses, they just happen to fit beautifully in a first aid kit of a rucksack too.
true but i havent met a guy yet who carries tampons yet lol!
I've thought about it. But then I'd have to shoot anybody that actually read it. pause That's a joke, sir.
Perfect. If any little rocks sneak up on us, we will have plenty of warning.
O'Neill: What are the odds of taking out a ship like this with four gliders and, maybe, a shuttle?
Bra'tac: We shall have to cross that bridge when we come to it.
O'Neill: You know, that particular cliché doesn't... always work.
Bra'tac: Now we die.
O'Neill: Well, that's a bad plan.
Colonel O'Neill wrote:true but i havent met a guy yet who carries tampons yet lol!
Meet me, then you can say you have. I have three of them and a roll of ducttape in my backpack, tucked away inside an ultralight first aid kit. What can I say, I'm accident prone.
in basic training my drill sergeants made everyone including guys cary tampons b/c they stop bleeding for anything. i don't know how many guys would get a bloody nose and all they had to do was pull out a tampon.
tiffybird24 wrote:in basic training my drill sergeants made everyone including guys cary tampons b/c they stop bleeding for anything. i don't know how many guys would get a bloody nose and all they had to do was pull out a tampon.
tiffybird24 wrote:in basic training my drill sergeants made everyone including guys cary tampons b/c they stop bleeding for anything. i don't know how many guys would get a bloody nose and all they had to do was pull out a tampon.
So THAT'S why they make the discrete wrappers. . . so you don't make noise in combat!
I guess it makes sense though. If everyone has tampons, they can all ride horses, swim, run, etc. . . . that's a good amount of training done right there
tiffybird24 wrote:yup exactly, everything new that comes out like that is really made so that it fills the militaries need b/c they are the important people.
LOL! Then why did I throw away a $5,000 GPS system and use my own $500 Magellan?
Thanks to assholes like Senator Kerry, we get sent into combat with a pen cap and a pack of gum. Do I look like freakin' MacGuyver (sp?) to you?
