All quiet on the Solid Front

[solid_dave]

Well, what can I say about this summer? It's been a boring ass summer, that's what I can say. Sleep, wake up, work, goto coffee shop, go to bed, repeat 100 some odd times. It's a tough life, but atleast I don't have to deal with everything going on at home. Thats a plus. I did get to see an old lady get hauled out of Victoria's Secret by the police. I'm not sure why, but I did see her leave the store after the alarm went out. Imagine that, so much wisdom and she still steals stuff. It was funny tho... I'm not sure why. Kinda funny in that way that Celtic's Retard pic is. Shouldn't be, but makes you laugh anyways.

So sad.

I did find a new bad habit. I have an Indian friend that turned me on to smoking shisha.... before you start making pothead jokes, let me explain.

Shisha is an arabian tobacco that's smoked with a hookah. The tobacco has molasses and fruit flavorings and has a thick damp consistancy. If you don't know what a hookah is, then here's a quick explination. Big ass water pipe that kinda looks like a bong, but is much prettier. It has a stained glass bowl, that has hand painted stuff on it, mine has lotuses on it. the pipe is made of brass usually, mine is made of stainless steel. There's a clay bowl on top where the tobacco goes, on top of which you put a layer of tin foil and then a chuck of charcoal. The tabacco never actually burns, I'm not sure how it works, but you inhale through a long hose with a wood mouthpeice, and pass it around. The smoke goes down the stainless steel pipe and into the water and congregates in the glass bowl, you inhale what's there and at the same time the change of pressure caused by yer inhalation causes the more tobacco to... fumigate, I dunno, I know it never catches fire. It's pretty relaxing, and it's great to do while playing cards or getting drunk. Good times.

If anyone cares, you can get one on E-bay pretty cheap, I suppose you could use it for smoking other things too. I'm not into that stuff tho. Riad downtown is opening a hookah bar pretty soon so you guys can all go and try it, if yer 18 that is.

Well, you people are welcome to post what you've been up to this summer so everyone can catch up when they get back to school.

[Sam]

I am happy to report that I am getting settled into my new apartment. It's everything I thought it would be and more! More later.

[Celtic Samurai]

Well, what can I say about this summer? It's been a boring ass summer, that's what I can say. Sleep, wake up, work, goto coffee shop, go to bed, repeat 100 some odd times.

I feel your pain.

Oh yeah, and old people commiting random acts of petty larceny in lingerie stores = HILARITY.

[solid_dave]

specially old people

old people + lingere + petty larceny = Dave laugh so hard he pee'd alittle

[Fried Squirrel]

An old woman stealing lingere? Hilarious.