One of yall stole my tire!

[Scooter]

I know it was one of y'uns 'cause he had a shirt with a bear on it, and this here is BEARNOTES!

All you city slickers and yer fancy clothes come into my neighborhood with yer fancy bicycles and fancy shoes a'runnin' around like hooligans. Can't a man live in peace and quiet? All you kids with your rithmitic and readin'. Look here, I ain't graduate the second grade and I have a house by the MSU! See? A man can collect cans AND go to college without no book learnin'!

Gimme back my tire!

[HatePirate]

You'll never get your tire back!
Mwahahaha!

[Scooter]

I'll git'cha! Polecat!!