How much would you pay to bring Krovox back to MSU?

Krovox the Great · Post by **Krovox the Great** » October 20, 2005, 12:38 pm

How much would you pay to bring Krovox the Great and the Missouri State Standard back to MSU? Would you pay a subscription fee? Would you pay me in bacon? Would you donate money to a plot of land that could be designated as the embassy for Kerplakistan and provide a home for the afore mentioned Krovox?

I've heard from many former readers who claim that campus isn't nearly as entertaining since my departure.

Perhaps I will return in all my glory someday. There is a bit of Missouri State lore that says that one day the glory of Krovox will once again shine upon the Bear statue and all shall become enlightened.

Yours truly, and constantly switching between first person and third person narrative,

Krovox the Great

Jimmy · Post by **Jimmy** » October 20, 2005, 8:07 pm

Bacon can't fit in an envelope, sometimes!

denisedenise · Post by **denisedenise** » October 29, 2005, 10:26 am

eleventy billion dollars. i miss you, yo