Kill the damn thing...

Chreteau · Post by **Chreteau** » October 12, 2004, 2:01 pm

Where do I need to go? Gay'ville? Come on, admit it. You all have some secret underground lair where you take your unsuspecting victims, and where you sacrifice them to your gay god. I know there's a secret conspiracy for gays and lesbians to take over the world. First the Jews took over NBC, next it'll be you ...

ColorOfSakura · Post by **ColorOfSakura** » October 12, 2004, 2:02 pm

Chreteau wrote:Where do I need to go? Gay'ville? Come on, admit it. You all have some secret underground lair where you take your unsuspecting victims, and where you sacrifice them to your gay god. I know there's a secret conspiracy for gays and lesbians to take over the world. First the Jews took over NBC, next it'll be you ...

Oh yes, completely.

Good Lord.

Jinkee_Jinkee · Post by **Jinkee_Jinkee** » October 12, 2004, 2:03 pm

ColorOfSakura wrote:
Chreteau wrote:Where do I need to go? Gay'ville? Come on, admit it. You all have some secret underground lair where you take your unsuspecting victims, and where you sacrifice them to your gay god. I know there's a secret conspiracy for gays and lesbians to take over the world. First the Jews took over NBC, next it'll be you ...
Oh yes, completely. Good Lord.

Nope...apparently that should be "Good Gay Lord"....or maybe she's lesbian....

Chreteau · Post by **Chreteau** » October 12, 2004, 2:06 pm

See? Look ... a group of gays surrounding their gay god.

That dude is actually kinda creepy looking.

HatePirate · Post by **HatePirate** » October 12, 2004, 2:59 pm

ColorOfSakura wrote:Most Lesbians don't use condoms. They use Dental Dams.

Dentists use them to isolate a tooth from the tongue, other teeth and gums during dental procedures.
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it's sometimes difficult to hold the dam firmly in place once the juices start flowing
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When you feel the time is right -- we suggest a non-sexual setting, for instance during dinner -- tell your lover or potential lover about the fun you've been having with dental dams.

http://www.goodvibes.com/cgi-bin/sgdyna ... /dams.html

...Bwahahahaha!!! How about...don't stick your tongue in a potentially disease infested place under any circumstances? Serious, I can picture one dyke to another...
Dyke1: "Suckle my love hole, baby."
Dyke2: "Do you have herpes?"
Dyke1: "I don't know."
Dyke2: "I doesn't matter! I brought a dental dam!"
(mad cunnilingus ensues)

***i only support gay marriage if both chicks are hot***

paula · Post by **paula** » October 12, 2004, 5:40 pm

how did this go from a mouse-killing thread to a debate about dental dams and lesbians?

start a new topic if you want to talk about that, thats way off topic.