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paula wrote:Uh, so, yeah, I just wanted everyone to know that I just discovered the best toothpaste ever. It's Crest Whitening Expressions, vanilla mint flavored.
I actually bought a tube of this this week. I'm am so, so dissapointed. An orgasm in my mouth? Tastes like a cookie? Tastes like ass! This toothpaste is the stanknastiest toothpaste I've ever had.
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that was your mouth you were tasting, not the toothpaste.
If I could I would shrink myself and sink through your skin to your blood cells and remove whatever makes you hurt but I am too weak to be your cure.
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No...I just switched over from the cinnamon flavor, same brand. The cinnamon flavor kicks ass. This vanilla stuff sucks.
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never had the cinnamon flavored, but i would assume that it would buuurn like red hots
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Let me know when they come out with vagina flavored toothpaste.
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Chreteau wrote:Let me know when they come out with vagina flavored toothpaste.
Why don't you pitch that idea to Crest? I am sure they will eat it up. With all of their other new flavors, why not?
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Hahahaha...they include it in their kid's line.
Mom: "OK, kids. Pick out what flavor toothpaste you want."
Kid1: "I want this one!"
Mom: "...Vagina?!"
Kids: "Yeah!"

later that night
Kid1: "What do you think of it?"
Kid2: "Tastes like tuna..."
Kid3: "Tastes like grandma!"
Kids: "Mmmm....grandma..." ***brush teeth***
Dad: "Good night, kids." ***picks up toothpaste as they leave***
Dad: "Mmm...tastes like...mommy..."
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Kid 4: Tastes like daddy's dick after he and mommy ...
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Chreteau wrote:Kid 4: Tastes like daddy's dick after he and mommy ...
I think we all learned more than we wanted to know about Chreteau's childhood...
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HatePirate wrote:I think we all learned more than we wanted to know about Chreteau's childhood...
Oh hell, you wanna know about my childhood, we better include Auntie Carla in this too.

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