Here's your sign.

tiffybird24 · Post by **tiffybird24** » March 7, 2005, 6:44 am

At work tonight I was diligently working on restocking the bra's by scanning them on the LRT for the location and putting them away.
About 5 minutes into my job a lady comes up to me and asks me if I am using my LRT, that I have in my hand scanning stuff. I looked her dead in the eye and said, "nope, just holding it for the fun of it. makes me look important."
She just gave me an evil look and than she proceeded to ask if she could have it. I said, "No, I need it, I was just replying to a dumb question with a dumb answer." than she got even more angry and left to go ask another lady for her LRT and that lady generously gave it to her. Than about 5 minutes later while I'm still scanny bras and putting them away, that lady comes to me and asks me if I'm using my LRT. I just looked at her and shook my head and continued working completely ignoring her.

Have any of you heard that song, "Here's Your Sign." I can't think of who sings it but he just talks about stupid questions people ask. Like when you pick up the home fone and someone says, "So are you home?" Of course you were home if you picked up the fone. Where else would you be, out walking yout dog? Those silly ladies at work just reminded me of that song so I thought I would share it with you all.

mkat · Post by **mkat** » March 9, 2005, 7:27 pm

HAHA, that is funny, those kind of questions drive me crazy, but makes it fun because i love handing out sarcasm! Jeff Foxworthy did a "heres your sign" comedy bit a few years ago.

HatePirate · Post by **HatePirate** » March 10, 2005, 2:48 am

Bill Engvall

Tzimisce · Post by **Tzimisce** » March 10, 2005, 10:54 am

Now at our pizza place, I can't do ANYTHING until I have the phone number and address. The computer remembers all the addresses and numbers - but new customers obviously don't have an address.

Okay - so I have this woman call up one night. I ask for her phone number which she gave me. Her address didn't come up - so I asked her for that. She proceeded to tell me she wanted this special and gave me her entire order. (I'm trying DESPERATELY to remember her order - cause I can't put it in until I have her address.)

I ask her for her address. She repeats the special she wants. I ask her for her address. She repeats her order. I ask her for her address. She explains the special to me like I'm 5 years old. I ask again for her address - she puts her boyfriend on the phone who repeats their order. I ask for the address - he again explains the special to me.

I gave the phone to the manager at this point. After 5 more minutes of being on the phone with them, the manager hangs up the phone "They were out of area."

(There was also that really stoned guy who asked me what color the red sauce was......)

Post by **Paco103** » March 10, 2005, 3:28 pm

Tzimisce wrote:(There was also that really stoned guy who asked me what color the red sauce was......)

Sadly enough it's not THAT bad of a question
White grapes are green
Red grapes are purple

What a messed up world.

Here's a though for today:
Unicycles have 1 wheel
Bicycles have 2 wheels
Tricycles have 3 wheels
Quadracycles have 4 wheels
but icicles have no wheels.

It's amazing the things room mates come up with after a really boring class

HatePirate · Post by **HatePirate** » March 11, 2005, 1:59 pm

We had a guy come into our store the other day asking directions to get to the "Holiday Inn off of 65" (the one off of Chestnut Expressway). So I explain to him to get back on 65 heading "that way" (me pointing north) and take a left on the second exit. He gave me a baffled look.
"Which way?"
(Me pointing north) "That way"
"I don't understand"
"Take 65 that way" (continued pointing directly north right in front of his stupid face)
"But I don't understand which way!"
(I'm getting pissed) "THAT WAY" (now using both hands motioning northbound like an airtraffic controller directing a plane on a runway)
"I want to talk to a manager!"
I walked off and he goes over to customer service.
"How do I get to Holiday Inn off 65?!"
"Take 65 that way..."
He walked off.
I'm still pissed at him. If I'd thought of it at the time, I would've given him very detailed directions to Branson. Let him go to one of their Holiday Inns.

HatePirate · Post by **HatePirate** » March 11, 2005, 11:58 pm

Fuck. That dumb bastard from last night came in today and complained to the store manager.