THIS FORUM DOES NOT FIT INTO THE STAR WARS TIMELINE

[Ifoolmecantgetfooledagain]

I am sick of internet forums not havering regard for the star wars extended univesre that is already established by George Lucas I have set it out as my crusade

to put things in order. Here are my caveats with this "internet" forum.

1.) The term Darth was not made until 3,000 years later with Darth Bane.

2.) The Master and Aprrentice ruel was not though of until 3,000 years later with Darht Bane.

3.) To all of those saying that it being 4,000 years before the movies and that it cant contradict the time period you are WRONG. Released years before were The Tales of the Jedi comica that take place 5,000-3,900 years before the movies. This forum tramples over them like the never existed in said ways:
-------A. The technology in the forum is to advanced for that time period in the Star Wars timeline becuase jsut 40 years eariler whihc is when the comics take place the technology is a lot more anchient and primative while still have the Satr Wars theme. This forum has tech the same as 4,000 years later.
-------B. In the comics the Sith Lord Exar Kun waged a war against the jedi and eventually being defeated after a long and very costly war. In the EU timeline after the Exar Kun war which is know as "The Great Sith War" there is a time of everlasting peasce that lasts for 3,000 years until Darth Bane. There is no way there was anotehr war jsut years after Exar Kun since the Sith were all but eliminated except for a few you hid themselves from the world.
-------C. The Mandolorians were a joke. In the already established EU from The Tales of the Jedi comics the Mandolorians are almost completely wiped out save for a few remaing ones and for just 20 years after Exar Kun for them to have a huge militay machine does not happen.
-------D. Ok, what is the deal with all of the Jedi being wiped otu save a few? There are so many reasons why that is wrong its not funny.

4.) Kolto is not right. In the Star Wars universe Bacta is used for all healing and use in med pacs, Bioware made up Kolto out of thin air.

5.) The planets are almost all compltely wrong. Tatoine was not setteled by outside people until many many years later. Manan came out of nowhere but I guess there is nothign wrong with that. Korriban was screwed up in the way of the Sith and also being setteled by those made of Czerka Crop. Talus has much to advanced tech for the time period. Kassayak with its Czerka corp and such.

6.) The Rakatan Empire: beilive it or not the Star Wars timelein dates beack 10s of thousands of years before the movies. If such Rakatan Empire existed 25,000 years before the movies many races, speices, governments, and empires would never have existed account to its "Infinate Empire" and its slavation to every other race.

With that I will conclude on one point: the Star Wars databank contains information on every Star Wars novel and comic book and everyuthing on the internet regardless if it fits into the Timeline or not. The forum topics were put in through popular demand, not that they fit in with thte rest.

And to also say: I love the forum and it is one of my favorite forums and I can't wait until Sith Lords ceoms to the PC but I count it as an infinity.
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Ifoolmecantgetfooledagain
-=Proud Defender of Campus Crusade for Star Wars Accuracy=-
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[Ifoolmecantgetfooledagain]

Ok, look. I'm sick and tired of hearing the *so-called* trekkies whine about KoTEX (Knights of the Old Extended Bearnotes Forum). Look, I'm going to have a few responses to your points:

1.) Darth Bane was not a real Darth, and Darth is a Dutch term, which was invented sometime in the 1700s, so your argument is moot since the comic books take place IN THE FUTURE in a galaxy far far away, as u would know if you actually read the comix.

2nd) The Master and Apprectice rule was thought of by Darth Bane in Issue 257 of "Ewok Adventures" but your copy must have been missing that page (either that and you spilled your pudding on it) becuz othersiwe you wouldn't ber complaining about this...

3rd.) You are WRONG. The technology in Knights of the Extended Universe is just like the tech in any star trek movie you watch, plus those are just movies and not REALITY so we dont know the tech mioght habe been envented 4,000 years before you were born who cares we dont know. D) The Mandalorians a joke? Not likely given that the Mandalorians were started by George Lucas and Steven Spielberg in their cult classic THX-1139: Wookie Nights and they have been the same even since. Exar Cunt is just an invention in a video game and he is a sith if so I may add.....

4) Kolto IS right. In episode 423, Captain Spock and Kirk battled the trebles from Davy DMX and saved Coruscant form a galactic republic trade embaro that would put Corusant out of business if you knew anything about business. I suggest you take a night course in starting your own business like I HAVE befofore you start talkin shit about the accuracy of heathcare in KoTEX.

5. ) Kotex fits into the Star Trek Extended Universe completely, I have checked. Tatoine was just an annagram for Antoine, one of the grips on the Empire Strikes Back set in 1983. I have talked with George Lucas and the said the planits n KoTEX are all in Star Trek and you can evren check and watch evey episode but i dont know why you would do that since it caim from the man himself...............

6) Uh, do you even know what Star Trak is? First, the Rakatans were completely destroyed by the Feregis and the Ewok alliance in episode 219 of Ewok Adventures (chek the episode called "Hairy Situation) and also did you see Attack of hte Phantoms? There is possible for the infomration to be erased from the Ewok library if someone wanted it ti be erased.

7) The waitress in the diner in Attack of the Phantoms was not the hottest girl in Star Track, Natalie Portman was hot and I hope she shows her butt in the next movie for historaical accuracy like in the novel version of A New Hope. Did you even read the novels? They are in the YOung Adult section next to the Elvira comix. If you can't understand why robots can't be sexy I suggest you see the movie I Robot or AI and learn a little about the way robotics work in the Star Track Ex. Universe before you come talkin all that shit.

The forum is not fun it i awful there is too much talking and I can't pay attention for more than a few minutes before I need to go to the bathroom or something.

In summary, I love the forum and even tho it might not fit in with the rest of the Star Track universe it is just a forum and they are just movies and comics and tv shows and audio tapes. I hope none of this offended you, Anthony, but I hate when newbies come and talk shit about George Lucas w/ they dont even know him like I do.

Very sincerely yours,
<-o->-Fred-<-o->
GSA Commader in Chief (2nd lieutenant)

[Sam]

I think George Lucas is a scumbag.

[Sam]

BTW, I have almost no idea what you are talking about. Which forum are you speaking of? This one?!

[HatePirate]

I have no life...or friends.

Too true...

[Paco103]

I'm confused? Are two people arguing with each other over one account? Or is the person arguing with themselves? I guess you could say that there are multiple personalities (I'm not even going to try to figure out spelling of the technical name). . . but in that case shouldn't the two personalities get sperate accounts?


I'm not trying to pick on you dude, just confused because you made a rebuttal against yourself.

As far as not having regard to the Star Wars timeline, I'm also confused. BearNotes is not even about Star Wars in any way at all. However, feel free to talk about Star Wars if you wish, and welcome to BearNotes

[tiffybird24]

you know its amazing....i think someone out there is a little more insane and crazy than i am. man i thought i was the silly goose here.

[Celtic Samurai]

[HatePirate]

I know a guy who spent $500 on an authentic Storm Trooper suit. Him and a few friends are putting fans in the helmets, voice changers, and headsets in all of them. They also have replicas of the guns. They also get to see Episode 3 for free opening night (they get to march around Campbell 16 dressed like this for promo). He said there's also going to be a throne in the opening show with Darth Vader and Darth Sidius. Some people have too much time on their hands...

[solid_dave]

I agree with Comic book Guy.

I almost read through all that, then I remembered I had a dentists appointment this afternoon, THANK GOD.

[jamal]

yeh sounds too me like this guy has too much time on his hANDS lol

star wars sucked after episode 1

[Celtic Samurai]

Star Wars sucked the moment they decided not to cast Mifune as Obi-Wan. Racist fucks.

[the_red_chimp]

WORDS!!!

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