Officer J. "My flashlight is my dildo" Bohannon

tiffybird24 · Post by **tiffybird24** » October 18, 2004, 11:49 pm

i know we have to suport anyone in office, but i'd rather like who i am suporting and i'd rather not have ketchup filled MRE's.

Post by **Paco103** » October 19, 2004, 12:11 am

But think about it. . . it makes sense. Instead of packing MRE's, you just pack a bottle of ketchup. We all know you can make anything better with Ketchup. You can fix burnt meatloaf, blande fries, or anything else you wouldn't normally like. This means, with just a bottle of ketchup, you could live for a week on whatever you find in the jungle.

what does this mean to YOU? Lighter packs, faster movement, a lower defense budget (ketchup is cheaper than MRE's), a richer president due to government contracting, and learning to LOVE ketchup!

Behold: The military of the future, today!

It's even UN approved!

Chreteau · Post by **Chreteau** » October 19, 2004, 12:13 am

Paco103 wrote:It's even UN approved!

That fits right in there with Kerry's "global test."

When do we change, "I am an American fighting man," to, "I am Kofi Annan's stolen puppet?"

BeerMePRN · Post by **BeerMePRN** » October 19, 2004, 1:02 am

you know, springfield cops arent that bad. this doesn't apply, however, to the ones who take special measures to write up [and harrass] college students on MIP charges.

this is my fourth semester here, and i've only been pulled over once. granted, the ticket i got down here was a little more severe compared to the ones i've previously been written. regardless, it is contrary to my one-two tickets per couple month ratio back home. the cops there seem to be a little more retentive over someone with a lead foot. fuckers...

save for the ones that pull the spandex-laden, tricycle-totin' MIP bullshit, the spo's are just doin their job. this includes the one that wrote me my ticket. even though it sucked. hard core.

BeerMePRN · Post by **BeerMePRN** » October 19, 2004, 1:05 am

off topic,

i only really post here and there, but last time i was here my post count was over a hundred. now it's 94 or something along those lines.

what gives?

tiffybird24 · Post by **tiffybird24** » October 19, 2004, 1:08 am

you know its true. sorry to say but springfield cops are better than rolla cops. i've never been pulled over here and i drive around much later than i ever did back home and i got pulled over at least once a month there. believe me rolla has the worst cops ever.

Chreteau · Post by **Chreteau** » October 19, 2004, 1:24 am

BeerMePRN wrote:off topic,

i only really post here and there, but last time i was here my post count was over a hundred. now it's 94 or something along those lines.

what gives?

This is just a guess ... there were a few threads deleted following the GypsySpazz hacking fiasco. Is it possible a half-dozen or so of your posts were in those threads?

BeerMePRN · Post by **BeerMePRN** » October 19, 2004, 1:45 am

Chreteau wrote:
BeerMePRN wrote:off topic,

i only really post here and there, but last time i was here my post count was over a hundred. now it's 94 or something along those lines.

what gives?
This is just a guess ... there were a few threads deleted following the GypsySpazz hacking fiasco. Is it possible a half-dozen or so of your posts were in those threads?

very probable. i don't even really know what went down. thanks, though.