The Missouri State Standard FOR SALE..Farewell from Krovox!

Krovox the Great · Post by **Krovox the Great** » September 3, 2004, 5:37 pm

Hey if anyone wants to continue the Missouri State Standard you can offer me some money, or convince me to just give it to you. I graduated this summer and I'm not even in Springfield anymore. I will tell you that you can make a little money off of the Standard if you apply yourself. Who will carry on the legacy of Krovox the Great? I don't know and right now I don't care, I gotta find a job.

For those of you who were wondering who I am, I'll keep the suspense going..wait no I won't. I leave it up to you, if you wish to contact me I will tell you who I really am.
If any of you wish to converse with me in the future I will be available to give advice, make fun of you, and in general either entertain or make you so angry that you wish you'd never heard the great name of Krovox.
I'm on AIM from time to time: KrovoxtheGreat and I still read e-mail at MissouriStateStandard@yahoo.com

Thanks for all of you who were fans of the paper, and all of you who weren't..well....screw you.

Oh and yes the paper was put out by a small group of people. Really just me...because..I'm awesome.

Good luck on another year in school. SUCKERS! I'm DONE~~!!
DONE I TELL YOU! HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH NO MORE SCHOOL EVER>..>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAVE FUN IN CLASS>..>LOSERS>>>HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Farewell Missouri State University,
Krovox the Graduated

alien8ed · Post by **alien8ed** » September 3, 2004, 8:32 pm

Man...I would take that over in a second...just for the chance to do battle with Ryan Cooper's shitty Double Standard! I could bury him! Sorry...he upsets me!

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the_red_chimp · Post by **the_red_chimp** » September 4, 2004, 11:39 am

I'd write. Mostly because I like pissing people off or making them think. But mostly pissing them off.

rchif0 · Post by **rchif0** » September 4, 2004, 9:37 pm

the_red_chimp wrote:I'd write. Mostly because I like pissing people off or making them think. But mostly pissing them off.

My roommate said it perfectly.

alien8ed · Post by **alien8ed** » September 4, 2004, 10:25 pm

Yeah I'd say that pissing people off is the most noble of all hobbies!

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Post by **Paco103** » September 5, 2004, 2:40 am

I'd do it if I weren't so afraid of commitment - but I'm always ready for a favor or a helping hand to whoever needs it to run the paper, just give me a shout.

the_red_chimp · Post by **the_red_chimp** » September 9, 2004, 6:13 pm

Seriously, let's keep it going, though the only thing I've heard about you on campus was that you had no credibility since you never revealed your identity.

TheBeerBaron · Post by **TheBeerBaron** » September 9, 2004, 11:59 pm

That paper was damn fun to read, but Krovox is a stupid name.

alien8ed · Post by **alien8ed** » September 10, 2004, 4:00 pm

I've met Krovox and I'd say he's pretty credible. Moreover, I don't think is paper is aimed at credible news. He's just making fun of everything. Who cares if he's credible...he's funny.

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the_red_chimp · Post by **the_red_chimp** » September 10, 2004, 4:38 pm

I'm not saying that his writing wasn't any good. I'm saying that most people took whatever was said in the Standard with a grain of salt because of the staff not revealing their identities. If the writing's good, and the sources fit, then the writing would be credible enough for me.

alien8ed · Post by **alien8ed** » September 10, 2004, 8:09 pm

Yeah I understand. I'm just saying that the MS Standard isn't meant to be a legitimate source of news. Most of this stuff is SUPPOSED to be taken with a grain of salt. I mean...they interviewd a crocodile who talked about eating people...Personally...if I write for it, I'll probably do it under a pseduo as well. It's all about having fun...making fun of people/things, and making people laugh. It's not supposed to be political...and it's certainly not supposed to be credible. But I understand where you're comming from.

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the_red_chimp · Post by **the_red_chimp** » September 10, 2004, 9:07 pm

alien8ed wrote:Personally...if I write for it, I'll probably do it under a pseduo as well.

As would I.

Sam · Post by **Sam** » September 11, 2004, 12:08 am

I offer my flyer hanging services to whomever decides to take over the paper, if anyone. It's the best I can do to help maintain the legend of Krovox, oh mighty ruler of Kerchekistan.

Post by **Paco103** » September 13, 2004, 3:46 pm

I thought it was Kerplakistan?

alien8ed · Post by **alien8ed** » September 13, 2004, 5:22 pm

It is...geez sammy...get with the program!

hehehehe

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Sam · Post by **Sam** » September 13, 2004, 5:24 pm

I'm sorry. I will go ahead and resign as adminstrator for that shit.

*cries*

Krovox the Great · September 14, 2004, 12:33 pm

Krovox demands a free GO ROMAN t-shirt since it was his idea to begin with you bandwagon jumpers! The shirt was supposed to list support from multiple "Roman Brother/Sisterhoods" including: ABC, DEF, GHI, and of course the infamous MSS (Missouri State Standard) brotherhood.

SOMEONE SEND ME A T-SHIRT! (I'm unemployed, or I'd fork over the $5 or whatever it is.) ...Pretend you didn't hear that last part about being unemployed it damages the legend of Krovox to the many fans of my greatness.

Krovox the Graduated
"The most depressing thing about moving away after college is the lack of coupons, cheap pizza, and good old fashion student newspapering."
www.MissouriStateStandard.com

Post by **Paco103** » September 14, 2004, 1:57 pm

I like Krovox's idea - we can put the listing of the brotherhood/sisterhood on the back. We could also have BNC (for BearNotes.Com) or something like that. Just a thought.

The Missouri State Standard FOR SALE..Farewell from Krovox!

The Missouri State Standard FOR SALE..Farewell from Krovox!

Krovox demands..