Konnichiwa, bitches.

Celtic Samurai · Post by **Celtic Samurai** » August 31, 2004, 10:34 am

Yes another academic year has grasped us firmly by the sack. Welcome students! Now some of you newcomers may be new to Bearnotes and not be familiar with me, The Rad to the Max Bearnotes Minister of Shillelagh Law, Celtic Samurai.

Here are a few facts about me, Celtic Samurai, to help you get started:

1. Celtic Samurai is a mammal.

2. Celtic Samurai kicks ass ALL the time.

3. The purpose of Celtic Samurai is to flip out and kill people.

Another little known fact is that I am the Bearnotes Jell-o Wrestling Champion. Yes, it's true. UNDEFEATED. The fact that there was only one scheduled match, and that it was against a girl 1/5 my size, and that the match never happened, is irrelavent. I rule.

the_red_chimp · Post by **the_red_chimp** » August 31, 2004, 10:47 am

I shall call you Eduardo.

alien8ed · Post by **alien8ed** » August 31, 2004, 11:06 am

Ok . . . so I THOUGHT that I was a pseudo-regular here to Bearnotes...but nobody told me about jell-o wrestling!!!! Seriously...what's up with that? I might not participate but damn guys I'd at least like to watch!

Here's a thought, maybe we should replace the Jell-o wrestling with an "old school-esque" K-Y wrestling! Forget bearnotes bowling, this could have some real potential!!!! Sammy boy...get on that! I'll volunteer to be the ring announcer!

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alien8ed · Post by **alien8ed** » August 31, 2004, 11:16 am

P.s. I bet it would really increase the populairity of the site! And we could give out the "Go Roman" tshirts as prizes!

Katiroth · Post by **Katiroth** » August 31, 2004, 8:58 pm

Ninjas are cooler than samurai. (And pirates)

Enough said.

the_red_chimp · Post by **the_red_chimp** » August 31, 2004, 9:22 pm

Thanks Maddox.

Celtic Samurai · Post by **Celtic Samurai** » September 2, 2004, 10:16 am

Katiroth wrote:I love Celtic Samurai with every part of my body (including my pee pee).

*giggle!*