Bicycle Safety Testing

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Bayesian Extremist
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Bicycle Safety Testing

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I don't know many of the details, but I've heard that SMSU is considering requiring making people pass some sort of test before allowing them to store their bikes on campus property. What is the world coming to? The last thing we need is one more ridiculous piece of paperwork. I shouldn't need to pass a test to ride my bike on campus any more than I should anywhere else. Please contact your representatives in student government and ask them to protest this ridiculous proposal!
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I hope it's a physical fitness test.
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the_red_chimp wrote:I hope it's a physical fitness test.
It's so funny to see really fat people riding bikes around. Especially when you can't see the seat at all.
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HatePirate wrote:
the_red_chimp wrote:I hope it's a physical fitness test.
It's so funny to see really fat people riding bikes around. Especially when you can't see the seat at all.
lol tru tru
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