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Post by tiffybird24 »

Its kinda sad how true this is.


TRY THIS:



- Enter MEXICO illegally. Never mind immigration
quotas, visas, international law, or any of that
nonsense.


- Once there, demand that the local government
provide free medical care for you and your entire
family.

- Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

- Demand free bilingual local government forms,
bulletins, etc. Procreate abundantly.

- Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible

reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural U.S.A.
thing. You would not understand, pal."

- Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from

your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window

or on your car bumper.

- Speak only English at home and in public and insist that

your children do likewise.

- Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican

school system.

- Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford

other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your

unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico. Drive around

with no liability insurance. . .and ignore local traffic laws.

- Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English

to all its officers.

Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time or soon

dead. Because it will never happen in Mexico or any other

country in the world...except right here in the United States

. . . Land of the naive!
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Don't mock Paco's people. :evil:
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You're an ignorant racist whore and I really don't like reading your email forwards.
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the_red_chimp wrote:You're an ignorant racist whore and I really don't like reading your email forwards.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
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Post by Paco103 »

What's racist about it? It's more complaining about giving free rides. I don't have a problem with anyone from any country being here, as long as they're contributing. I don't even have a problem with them "Keeping their _________ heritage strong" It's good to be proud of your past. Okay, it's not just a problem with Mexicans, and not all are like that, but when I go to Germany this summer I don't expect them to speak English to accomodate me. I'll be happy for any place that does, but it's not something they owe me.
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Post by tiffybird24 »

its not racist...its simply the truth, that is all. i've already started looking up and trying to learn some German for when I go there this summer. Its called English is our language, and if you live here you need to learn to speak it. Its quite frustrating when Target has to call all the way to St. Louis to get someone to translate to our hispanic cleaning crew simply to find out what area of the floor they are going to wax. And I didn't say anything other than just go to Mexico and see if they will do for you what we do for them, or go to France, or Germany, or Japan or anything other country for that matter and see what happens.
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oh and its no fun to be handed a form in Spanish for medicade when your pregnant. My sister had that happen to her in Florida. Now that is completely rediculous. She just threw it back at them and said, "I'm American, I speak English, do I need to spell it out everwhere I go."
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Post by solid_dave »

truth it is, but most people haven't lived in a spot on the border to understand how bad it's become.

I'm not against immigration, there are RULES on how to come into this country. I just want people to obey them.
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Post by tiffybird24 »

My thoughts exactly.
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