You might be from a military family ...

[Chreteau]

If in sixth grade, you were sent to timeout, and you assumed the leaning rest in the corner of the room...you might be from a military family.

If you found yourself explaining the definition of "clusterfuck" to your girlfriend's family, you might be from a military family.

If you frightened your 7th grade P.E. teacher with shouts of "hooyah" or "ooh-rah" on a regular basis, you might be from a military family.

If you could smoke your 7th grade P.E. teacher on a regular basis, you might be from a military family.

If your stricken with the impulse to break down and clean your weapon in your cubicle at work...you were probably IN the military.

If your stricken with the impulse to USE your weapon at work...you're probably normal.

If trainees at your workplace can't figure out why their nametags simply say "Cherry", you were probably in the military.

If SOS has been the staple of your diet from the time you were 8...you might be from a military family.

If you have a high paying job, and can easily afford prime rib, but instead you opt for SOS...You had to have been in the military.

If a coworker of yours invites you to the local yuppie bar for wine and "stimulating conversation", and you reply "Don't ask, don't tell asshole."....You answered correctly.

[ColorOfSakura]

In response - if you actually USED your weapon at work...you probably were a postal worker.