Being old sucks.

[Chreteau]

So three old ladies are sitting around at brunch, discussing what it's like to be old and forgetful.

One lady says, "Sometimes I find myself holding a jar of mayonnaise, and I don't know whether to put it away or make a sandwich."

The second old lady says, "Sometimes I find myself standing at the top of the stairs, and I don't remember if I was coming up or going down."

The third old lady says, "Well thank goodness I don't have any of those problems, knock on wood." As she rapped her knuckles on the table, she stood up and said, "I'll get it."