What a bitch...

HatePirate · Post by **HatePirate** » September 29, 2004, 8:46 pm

A true, terrible, funny story:

"2 weeks ago I was stuck home sick. My girlfriend stopped by with some brownies and a tape of... What's this? A tape of The Simpons; my favorite show. I kiss her good-bye, she leaves, I pop the tape in and start chowing down on brownies. About halfway through the episode, and halfway through the brownies, the tape cut to my girlfriend...chowing down on some other guy's man-sausage. He busted a nut and she turned to the camera with a skanky I-just-sucked-cock smile and said, "I've been cheating on you. We're through, loser." She then proceeded to spit the guy's man gravy into a bowl of...brownie mix."

the_red_chimp · Post by **the_red_chimp** » September 29, 2004, 8:47 pm

I would tell her I didn't watch the tape and ask her to come over because I didn't feel well and wanted someone to come check on me. Then I could get her to eat a brownie.

Post by **Paco103** » September 29, 2004, 11:08 pm

What would that matter? She already sucked it out of him and spit it into the bowl - so why would it bother her to eat the brownie. That is pretty slutty though. Mail the brownies and the tape to her mother - that'll cause her some problems!