Your turtle is dead
You don't have to go to school
So just stay in bed.
We knew that you loved him
It's easy to tell
We want to make a belt buckle
Out of his shell
All the days you spent together
All the dreams you dreamt together
Eating worms through stormy weather
Like two birds of a feather
So tell us the answer
A yes or a no
Can we use him as a belt buckle
Or should we just go?
The Turtle
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Twertle?
Too sad! (but funny in that sad way). Laugh or cry, right?
Re: The Turtle
you got that from a stifl and olly show ;PFried Squirrel wrote:Your turtle is dead
You don't have to go to school
So just stay in bed.
We knew that you loved him
It's easy to tell
We want to make a belt buckle
Out of his shell
All the days you spent together
All the dreams you dreamt together
Eating worms through stormy weather
Like two birds of a feather
So tell us the answer
A yes or a no
Can we use him as a belt buckle
Or should we just go?
A man goes to a psychiatrist, and tells him "Doc, I think I have an obsession with sex." The doctor agrees to examine him and begins by showing him various drawings. First the doctor draws a square and asks the man to identify it. The man immediate ly says "sex". Next the doctor draws a circle, which the man again identifies as sex. Thirdly, the doctor draws a triangle, which of course the patient identifies as "sex". The doctor puts the drawings away and says to the patient, "Yes, I do believe t hat you have an obsession with sex." To which the man replies, "I'm not the one with the obsession! YOU'RE the one drawing all the dirty pictures!"