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Universal Cow Dung and Pee....use it to start fires, brush your teeth, whiten skin, wash your clothes, or even cure disease...and much much more.


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... india_cows
Cow urine offered as cure all

1 hour, 39 minutes ago

By Terry Friel

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Alongside life-size posters of Hindu nationalist leaders, Indian political activists can now buy lotions, potions and pills to cure anything from cancer to hysteria to piles -- all made from cow urine or dung.



A new goratna (cow products) stall at the Bharatiya Janata Party's (BJP) souvenir shop is rapidly outselling dry political tracts, badges, flags and saffron-and-green plastic wall clocks with the face of former prime minister Atal Behari Vajpayee.


"You won't believe how quickly some of the products sold out," says Manoj Kumar, who runs the souvenir shop along with his brother, Sanjeev, at the BJP headquarters in a plush central New Delhi neighbourhood. "The constipation medicine is a hot seller."


But the biggest seller is a "multi-utility pill" that claims to cure anything from diabetes to piles to "ladies' diseases".


"It's a miraculous cure" the container declares. A month's supply costs a little over $1 (52 pence).


Another cure-all is Sanjivani Ark, a liquid medicine that battles cancer, hysteria, and irregular periods, among other things.


In addition to medicines, the goratna products range from cow dung toothpaste, to detergents, a skin-whitening cream, baldness and obesity cures, soap and a cow urine "antiseptic aftershave".


Siddarth Singh, a spokesman for the Hindu nationalist BJP, which has long campaigned on the sanctity of the cow, said the stall aimed to promote village industry, one of the biggest employers in India.


"If you go back in the history of India, this belongs to our culture. There's no commercial value to us. Village industry in this country needs to be promoted."


The use of cow products in India is centuries old. The five key products -- butter, milk, curd, urine and dung -- are collectively known as panchgavya and are an important part of ayurvedic medicine.


The cow is worshipped by Hindus, who make up some 82 percent of India's over 1 billion people. Cow slaughter is banned in most parts of the country.


The goratna products, made by a cooperative in the northern "cow-belt" state of Uttar Pradesh, are rapidly gaining in popularity.


"Once they use it, they are coming back and they are bringing their friends and their family and their neighbours back with them," says Kumar.


Singh already uses the detergent and is thinking of experimenting further.


"I'm tempted to try something for the hair -- let's hope," he grins, running his fingers through his thinning crop.
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So who gets the idea first? Someone just sitting around looking at a fresh cow patty and thinking "Wow - I bet if I smeared that shit on my face I'd have a perfect complexion."
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people smear all sorts of crap on their face, maybe someone was completely desperate.
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ok so maybe the whole Cow dung thing isn't new. it could be stuff made up about 300 years ago found in this book.


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... d_medicine

Scalded skin? Try sheep dung and goose grease

Wed Mar 2, 2:03 PM ET


LONDON (Reuters) - Take two puppies, cut off their heads and collect the blood, reads the 17th century instructions -- not for some voodoo rite but to cure pimples among the middle class.



Weird health and beauty recipes have been around for a long time. Now two old manuscripts, found at a British stately home and coming up for auction, suggest some truly odd cures for everyday ailments.


The 300-year-old cookery, medical and household recipe books, lavishly illustrated and with elaborate script, give advice on almost everything, from treating burns to getting rid of freckles, said manuscript specialist Luke Batterham.


"These books are a very direct insight into what people were interested in the late 17th century," Batterham told Reuters on Wednesday. "People seem to go a very long way for beauty, now and then."


One recipe advises to take "2 Puppies before they can see, chopp of their heads & hang them up by the heels to bleed", then mix with white wine to rid the patient of unsightly pimples.


Scalds and burns, another says, are best treated with a mixture of sheep's dung and fresh goose grease, while four-day-old lemon juice rubbed on the face is guaranteed to eradicate unwanted freckles.


The two books are expected to fetch a total or more than 2,000 pounds when they go for auction at Bonhams in London on March 15.
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