BearNotes

Frank Castle wrote: They know very well that they're in a place where a fight is least likely to happen.

That's true. Most people only act like total bastards in places that they feel they can get away with it.

This shit should happen more often!

Problem is there's not enough porn banners.

Yeah, assuming you're not plowed over by drunk kids and middle-aged houswewives post-breakdown during your twenty minute wait for a beer.

I'll stick to the Outland, Ballroom, and the Drink, thank you very much.

When "keeping it real" goes wrong . . .

You mean the Ernie Biggs "Karaoke Bar"? That place is the suck.

This is like The Ring, but even more stupid.

Why are you guys even debating this issue? We have the Guardian Angles to handle this kind of thing now.

ok, so I'm sitting in the union, eating on of them really good gooey Churchill's brownies. I overhear something to this effect. "Yeah, but dude, this magazine I was reading overlayed the Sine Wave that your power supply created and it's identical to the one in an Alienware [insert model number...

"OH!"

It's alotta monument.

Now I remember why I stopped posting here.

The words on the Washington Monument actually face Russia, not skyward, and says: "Our's is bigger than yours. Bitches."

Ooooh FACE!

Get an apartment like a real person.

So far as I could see, I was the only one who posted some actual facts on the smoking ban thread. No one had any kind of response to that. The word "titty-baby" gets used and you people lock down the thread.

Defense rests, you honor.

There is no evidence that exposure to second-hand smoke (indoors or otherwise) has any effect on your health. All organazations who point to thier "evidence" of such, base thier claims on an EPA study done in the early 90's. A federal court threw out the study with the conclusion that the ...

Paco103 wrote:Well where you at dude? I'm the one in the back with the laptop - the one he wanted to call "Penis" on Monday

I'm the big bald guy. I wore my Go Roman shirt the other day. "Chainsaw".

Paco103 wrote: PHI 110 Section 4 Jack Knight

I'm in that class too!

I want to blow up a city.

Jeez, Paula, didn't you watch Scrooged? Christmas is everyday. It's in our hearts and our love for our fellow human beings. Christmas isn't about December 25th! It's about warmth and good cheer.
























HAW! That was the gayest shit ever!

Word.

Star Wars sucked the moment they decided not to cast Mifune as Obi-Wan. Racist fucks.

paula wrote:I just wanted to give bearnotes a big welcome back shout-out. and pretend i didn't just use the term "shout-out." ew.

Off the chizzle, my nizzle.

Okay, so next time I see Paula in the Union I'll just goose her.