BearNotes

5. Awe, she was one o' them little mini hammers with the transluscent grips. I loved 'er like a daughter. 4. A Ball-peen hammer with faux wood grain handle. I got this one when I was just a youngin'. Used to gig frogs with it. 3. A claw hammer with rubber handle. My ex-wife beat me over the ear with...

Good story, but it sounds like one of those heavily circulated urban legends that winds up in thousands of inboxes.

The women had every right to ridicule our idiot president. But calling the military men and women "babykillers" is wrong.

http://www.comicon.com/thebeat/2006/05/

Scroll down until you see a picture of the North Town Mall.

I'd shoot 'er with muh shotgun!

I'd like to personally meet that girl who didn't get her car and give her a little smack. I finally got a car with air conditioning a few years ago and I was overjoyed.

Just wondering if there's anyone here who's po' like me. Are you po' and have any rich friends that get ridiculous shit from their parents? I got a friend who says his mom and dad would give him a thousand dollars if he got a 4.0 for the semester. Of course, he's too stupid to ever get a 4.0, and he...

Also, gays are the fiercest killers in the humanoid kingdom.

That part came from a particular incident involving a gay receptionist joking with my sister and using the word "bitch" freely. There are many women who wouldn't use that word even in a humorous manner with their friends. But I guess it's supposed to be "cute" when a gay kid does...

And don't ask what I used to write "BEARS!"

You don wanna know.

Yuns don't need worry bout nothin. I took care of it.

I went to every bathroom in Karls Hall and wrote "BEARS!"

Thatll get em here quick!

I know some guy, but all he got is a boot and a hammer.

I'm a havin' difficulties with the warp core and the flux capacitor needs to be rerouted to the main thingamuhdoodle...

I'll git'cha! Polecat!!

I know it was one of y'uns 'cause he had a shirt with a bear on it, and this here is BEARNOTES! All you city slickers and yer fancy clothes come into my neighborhood with yer fancy bicycles and fancy shoes a'runnin' around like hooligans. Can't a man live in peace and quiet? All you kids with your r...