BearNotes

Bacon can't fit in an envelope, sometimes!

Okay!

I just got this e-mail: _______________________________________ Greetings, My name is Mrs. Ameena Ahmed, widow to late Mr. Hassan Ahmed former owner of Petroleum and Gas Company, here in Kuwait, I am 68years old, Suffering from long time cancer of the breast, From all indications my condition is rea...

Good pay for a hard job. Take care buddy.

Hey! Your dumb messageboard keeps eating all my cheetos! Plus, when I tell him to wash his hands before dinner, HE DOESN'T LISTEN! All he wants to do is watch Sponge Bob all day.

That's it, you can have him back!



Your friend,

Jimmy

I'm holding it for ransom! If you ever want to see this messageboard alive, I want 3 submarine sammiches...no...FIVE submarine sammiches with mayonnaise, turkey, roast beef, tomatoes, and lettuce! I swear if you put onions on it I will mess up this messageboard's face by punching it really hard! WIT...

I never been to Gernimy.

Yeah. All it would take is a little rock or something and they could go tumbling down the sidewalk.

Alotta girls at sms are wearing high heels. Some of them look like they are gonna fall over. How do you girls do that. That is crazy!

That's alotta words.

Really? I heard that it says All Your Base...

My friend Buford Jenkins told me that. He knows everything!

He told me that we forgot to rewind our dvd movies before we took them back. Then he said we owed him money. I asked him what store it was. He said it was the store that we rented dvd movies from and forgot to rewind them. I said okay. He asked for money. I told him that I don't got none. He said I ...

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!

Uuhh, hey Jimmy! These folks are saying that I am the only one that doesn't know who rumplestilksin is, I thought maybe you could help me. YOU don't know who he is either, RIIIIGHT?? ;) Uh, I think Rumblesplitsteel is the story of a little bear who steals a bowl of oatmeal from three little blond g...

Huh?

In the Navy you can sail the seven seas.....

I ate a turkey cranberry sauce stuffing gravy mashed potato SAMMICH!

What did you eat?

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My little brother does that all the time but you don't have to squeeze his hand. He just sits down and poops on the back porch. He thinks it is funny.

I got grounded.

I'm gonna eat pie!