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oh dear. they are finally rising up against us.



http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... oots_owner
Cat Shoots Owner

2 hours, 4 minutes ago

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BATES TOWNSHIP, Mich. - A man cooking in his kitchen was shot after one of his cats knocked his 9mm handgun onto the floor, discharging the weapon, Michigan State Police said.



Joseph Stanton, 29, of Bates Township in Iron County, was shot in his lower torso around 6 p.m. Tuesday, the state police post in Iron River reported. He was transported to Iron County Community Hospital.

Michelle Sand, a spokeswoman at the Iron River hospital, said Stanton was treated there before being transferred to Marquette General Hospital for further treatment. But Marcie Miller, a representative of the Marquette facility, said there was no record of the hospital receiving a patient by that name.

A telephone message seeking comment was left Wednesday at Stanton's home.

State police said he was cooking at his stove when the cat knocked the loaded gun off the kitchen counter behind him.
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http://www.jokesplace.com/joke/catdiary.html

Day 77
I finally freed myself of my captor. I shot him in the back with his own gun. These naive humans think it's a funny little accident. Why are humans so stupid?
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i knew they were up to something all along. i simply new it.
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Fucking idoit should've had the saftey on. That's why it's there. It's one little button. If you're not shooting at something, you should have the fucking safety on. Fuck, I hate people. :evil:
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